i made a sex tape with my boyfriend…..here’s the audio from it.
(via sonicsandrocksalt)
Because kidnapping people and forcing them to act out your interesting make-believe worlds is technically illegal.
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| pe teacher: | you got a horrible time on the mile |
| me: | it does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop |
Rogue: “We’re not related!”
Kurt: “Oh, now that’s just denial talking.”
Rogue: “Mystique may have given birth to you, but she only adopted me.”
Kurt: “Either way, sis, we’re in this together! I mean it, Rogue. Whatever you’re going through, I’m here for you, okay?”
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(Source: radiophile, via sonicsandrocksalt)
Use of Profanity With Age
| 8 years old: | oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me! |
| 18 years old: | WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT. |
i greatly prefer the world inside my head to the world outside my house
(via sonicsandrocksalt)
from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel
(Source: -kunis, via sassylegolas)
Differences between Beliebers and all other fanbases
| Beliebers: | SHUT UP HE IS NOT GAY OMG LIKE YOU JUST DON'T KNOW A THING YOU ARE DUMB HE IS AS STRAIGHT AS A STICK AND LOVES VAGINA AND EATS IT FOR BREAKFAST, LUNCH AND DINNER BECAUSE HE IS NOT GAY OKAY |
| Other fanbases: | SHUT UP THEY ARE GAY OMG I SWEAR THEY JUST LOOKED AT EACH OTHER AT THE SAME TIME AND YOU COULD SEE THE TOTAL CONNECTION THEY LOVE EACH OTHER AND WHEN THEY'RE ALONE THEY HAVE ANAL SEX BECAUSE THEY ARE TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY GAY OKAY |
(Source: mslissy09, via ellierratic)
Imagine the crossovers though
“In my AU, Jesus didn’t die, but he went and fought crime with Odin”
I’d read it.
Moses/Buddha OTP
I SHIP IT
Jesus and Buddha mediate together. You know they would.
(Source: hitler-in-the-cupboard, via ellierratic)
